Dinky Dippinfrack Pottytush

A while back, a friend sent me one of those silly little messages that invite you to do something, which you then send back to the person sending it and to a bunch of your friends. I'm not real big on doing these pass-it-on messages, but for some reason I hung on to this one. One day when I was attempting to clean out my in-box, I ran across the message again and so I did what the directions told me to do. It only took me about one minute (yes, 60 seconds) and it made me laugh. So I'm going to share it here. But first, when I sent it out to a select group of friends, these are the names I got in return:

Dumbo Featherhump
Goober Dippenhead-Chickendoodle
Liver Gizzard
Sloopy Pottybobhump
Snooty Chucklenose
Goober Dippinfanny
Sloopy Picklehump
Goober Dippindunkin

Oh, my name is the title of this post: Dinky Dippinfrack Pottytush (translated from Dayna Davidson Collins). I thought it was so much fun, that I added in my maiden name. Pretty cool, eh?

If you want to play along, here's the key for figuring out your secret name!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = b atty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k =flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.


All this silliness was excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

If you decide to decode your name, send me a comment with your alias!