Sunday, April 19, 2009

Dinky Dippinfrack Pottytush

A while back, a friend sent me one of those silly little messages that invite you to do something, which you then send back to the person sending it and to a bunch of your friends. I'm not real big on doing these pass-it-on messages, but for some reason I hung on to this one. One day when I was attempting to clean out my in-box, I ran across the message again and so I did what the directions told me to do. It only took me about one minute (yes, 60 seconds) and it made me laugh. So I'm going to share it here. But first, when I sent it out to a select group of friends, these are the names I got in return:

Dumbo Featherhump
Goober Dippenhead-Chickendoodle
Liver Gizzard
Sloopy Pottybobhump
Snooty Chucklenose
Goober Dippinfanny
Sloopy Picklehump
Goober Dippindunkin

Oh, my name is the title of this post: Dinky Dippinfrack Pottytush (translated from Dayna Davidson Collins). I thought it was so much fun, that I added in my maiden name. Pretty cool, eh?

If you want to play along, here's the key for figuring out your secret name!

1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = b atty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k =flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

All this silliness was excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

If you decide to decode your name, send me a comment with your alias!


Gerri said...


Dorfus Chuckledoodle!

Anonymous said...

I loved this! My name now is:
Dorfus Dippinfrack Rhinosprinkles

(Hermila Navarrete Knutson) I was in your Itty Bitty class.

Anonymous said...

My new name is:

Dorfus Dippinfrack Rhinosprinkles

(Hermila Navarrete Knutson)

I was in your Itty Bitty class.


Sven Bonnichsen said...


(oh my...)

LUV the glasses, btw. ;-)

Bobbie said...

Sorry I didn't get around to responding to your email....I cold have been in lights!! I shall be called, "Doombah Gizzard Hiney". And if I lose my 30 lbs I could be Rah Rah Jazzy Hiney! I wish!!!!

Shelly said...

Too hilarious !!! And those are some serious Harry Potter-ish spectacles you are sporting.

After decoding, I am now declared
"Crusty Chickenfanny". Not exactly a pretty picture, but I am who I am !! LOL


Destree said...

Hey Dinky,

I have a present for you.


Snooty C.

Anonymous said...

love from

snooty battybrains

figure out who i am....

shelby said...

crusty pottydunkin

Anonymous said...

I thought my name was Fluffysprinkles, but my real new goofy name is Dorfus Pottysprinkles....

I like Fluffysprinkles better - sigh.

Dayna Collins said...

Thanks, everyone for playing my fun little game. And unfortunately, I couldn't figure out my "mystery" person, Snooty Battybrains . . . I got - - s for the first name and - c o for the last name, which I kind of figured must be a McO..... something. McOBrien? McOberlin? I'm open to suggestions or a final answer to the mystery!

Anonymous said...

re snooty battybrains:
--s-- -co--

that's five letters for both first and last name. no middle name

does this clue help?

Dayna Collins said...

I'm clueless i Salem! I guess I better start playing more word games so I'll be a tad sharper!

Anonymous said...

So, it's either Boobie Snicklebutt or Boobie Pottytush...depending on last name...Ha! It was fun! love ya, Me :) Melissa